This video is everything you need to know about being the eldest child in a Nigerian home

My name is Charles and being the first child in a Nigerian home is not beans, trust me. stressed

Everyone expects you to be responsible and you CAN’T have a choice.

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When something goes wrong, it’s your fault from start to finish.

If ‘pressing phone’ was a career, I would have shaken hands with Bill Gates at age 10. It was the Nokia 3310 and my father would scream“every time, you are always pressing phone, pika pika pika” like,

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He just didn’t know how badly I needed to kill those aliens in space impact.

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Thoughts became choices and choices became careers. I am now a Computer Programmer; I guess ‘pressing phone’ was my dream after all.

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I never forget that as kids, the longest 10 seconds was when you had to cover the pot after meat mysteriously found its way into your stomach. I thought I was sleek but Daniella always caught me.

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Beg all you want, she will report you and daddy with his emotional blackmail will say,“You think you are doing me? You are doing yourself.”

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But now, I know that time of the month when Daniella would have spent all her NYSC allowee and she would not let me rest.sad-phone

I always expect a funny-angry SMS; something about how she bought me Tampico In SS2.Drake tampico

Siblings must stay closer and memories forever Golden.

So I respect my old age and send her small thing with Quickteller.comWhat did I say about being responsible as a first child?

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You should watch this video, really. It just explains everything I’m saying.



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