This Bellanaija Weddings post is why they are the official tensioner of the universe

Weddings are special because the plan is that it should be a one-in-a-lifetime thing.

So we like to make it the best it can be, bringing together our imaginations; from the pageantry of Disney weddings, to just about anything we can think of.

Nigerians have needed a place to binge on the best wedding photos out of Nigeria, and since Ovation was behaving like Nokia and refused to evolve with time, a vacuum was created.

Enter, BellaNaija Weddings, currently one of the 50 most visited websites in Nigeria, with 1 million followers on Instagram alone. The Force is sure strong with Bella.

So BellaNaija Weddings decides to remind us of our miserable lives by tensioning us with one single post.

And then we were like,

And now we have so many questions like.

What exactly are wedding goals?

Is it the beginning of a prosperous marriage or a Bella feature? (Or both?) Did she say ‘I do’ for people to ‘aww’ about it on the internet. Would it even happen if there was no lights-camera-action?

Who is a small boy?

Is he a small boy because he’s still collecting pocket money from his daddy, or because he’s not 18?

Is he a small boy because his car and mechanic are like this.

Or is he a small boy because he can only afford to wed in a living room with friends, hoping to build a great future with her? But wait, would the wedding even happen if there was no aso ebi?