1. You know when you are just at home chilling with the family.
Because you cannot come and die.
2. And your child starts to develop a strange fever.
3. It gets so bad that you rush the child to the hospital.
Epp me somebody.
4. And you start to believe your village people have finally caught up with you.
Somebody cannor play with you people again.
5. Your wife is beside you, uncontrollable.
Save my children.
6. And then the doctor comes out and says, a blood donor is needed, and you do the needful as a father.
If one pint of my blood can save three lives, then it can save my child.
7. And then somehow, just like in Nollywood movies.
*Nollywood Gheun music*
8. After waiting for hours.
Oh somebody answer me.
9. Somehow, they discover that the DNA doesn’t match between father and son.
Wait a minute, it’s not my child?
10. So you decide to do paternity test (like in Nollywood) for all your four kids.
This is the day that the Lord has made.
11. And one after the other, you realise none of them are your children.
12. Your wife says it was just a mistake.
13. You do the maths.
What a mistake(s)!
14. And here you are, wondering what your next line of action would be out of the one million things flooding your mind.
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