1. “I prayed about it.”
But you saw breakup.
2. “It’s not you, it’s me.”
What happened to you? Please explain.
3. “I’m not the person you fell in love with.”
What? Has Demon taken over your body?
4. “I think we need some space.”
*Silence*
5. “The feelings I once had are not there anymore.”
Come let us look for it.
6. “I don’t know who I am anymore. I need to find myself.”
Wow. You’re now doing demons.
7. “I feel like I’m holding you back.”
Please use love to tie me down. Thanks.
8. “I’m not good enough for you.”
Yeah. You’re right. Bye.
9. “How will you say my mother’s food is not sweet?”
Yes. Run.
10. “If you love me, you will let me go.”
This is too deep for me to understand. Please explain.
11. “If I had to be with anyone right now, it would be you. I’m just not ready.”
Okay, lemme know when you’re ready.
12. “I really need to focus on *insert deep life and career activity*”
Kuku call me Satan the distraction.
13. “But I never said we were dating na?”
After everything? Ehn? Ehn?
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