These 13 break up lines are the absolute worst. Ever

1. “I prayed about it.”

Lookalike dollars

But you saw breakup.


2. “It’s not you, it’s me.”

confused baby


What happened to you? Please explain.


3. “I’m not the person you fell in love with.”


What? Has Demon taken over your body?


4. “I think we need some space.”

Astronaut bye



5. “The feelings I once had are not there anymore.”

Falz kept it

Come let us look for it.


6. “I don’t know who I am anymore. I need to find myself.”

A girl has no name


Wow. You’re now doing demons.


7. “I feel like I’m holding you back.”

Falz complain


Please use love to tie me down. Thanks.


8. “I’m not good enough for you.”



Yeah. You’re right. Bye.


9. “How will you say my mother’s food is not sweet?”



Yes. Run.



10. “If you love me, you will let me go.”



This is too deep for me to understand. Please explain.


11. “If I had to be with anyone right now, it would be you. I’m just not ready.”


Okay, lemme know when you’re ready.


12. “I really need to focus on *insert deep life and career activity*”

flee satan

Kuku call me Satan the distraction.


13. “But I never said we were dating na?”



After everything? Ehn? Ehn?




When God was sharing chill, I was at the back of the line trying to start a fire.

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