A penis is one key to unlocking great potential. The Japanese recognise this, so they throw a party every year that they call Kanamara Matsuri. That’s Japanese for festival of the steel penis.
Legend has it that a sharp-toothed demon hid inside the vagina of a woman, and decapitated two young men on their wedding nights.
So the young woman sought the help of a blacksmith who forged a penis that broke the evil teeth in the vagina. To be honest, we think they just called in Superman. Preferably the Nigerian-born Superman.
So the festival which started with a penis shrine in 1977, has held on the first Sunday of every April and has only grown bigger and bigger.
Prostitutes now visit to pray against STDs, and it has now become a full-blown tourist attraction. It is also used to raise funding for HIV research.
Now, this would be a great festival to attend, but if you can’t make it, find a penis and show appreciation today.