Nigerian Twitter is the best.
It is the fine blend of political bants, body count debates, celebrity scandals, feminist and counter-feminist rants and now, interesting reporting.
A Twitter account, @AmbodeObsarver has stepped into the fray, telling Lagos stories in the most hilarious ways possible. Here are just a scrollful.
1. That one time two enforcers were enforcing and counter-enforcing each other.
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, 2-Fighting sir. But Instead of ur officer to epp, he's doing clarans peters sir. pic.twitter.com/vqMf48u5MY
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 17, 2016
2. Or when he went all #Olajumoke on LASU girls.
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, it appyas a lot of your Lásù girls are now into full-time modeling sir pic.twitter.com/5qltPSPail
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 17, 2016
3. Or when he spoke for the people.
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode I obsarve ur good work on gender equality but It apyas salary increase will make her Appi pic.twitter.com/80uwNTrynx
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 16, 2016
4. How about that guy bathing on the main road?
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode dis Oshogbo weed is getin outof hand sir, dis gentuman is bafin in ur garden. On mainroad pic.twitter.com/Iro3KtyqvT
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 16, 2016
5. And when he spoke out for Edo people.
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, it appyas we need to make a propa runway for our gehs coming in from Edo sir pic.twitter.com/0K3SAC6CEq
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 16, 2016
6. And for expatriates.
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, it seems your expatriates are not feeding well, this one line up for akara here sir. pic.twitter.com/DpjGwJwass
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016
7. When he called out okada men for their okadaness.
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, we have obsarve that Okada men are carrying more okadas Dan passengers nowadays sir. pic.twitter.com/LETMcR6uYG
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016
8. When he declared his crush.
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, disiz my woman crush wenezday sir. Shebi you can epp me to promote her sir. Tainz pic.twitter.com/CqCeludeLz
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 17, 2016
9. And when he alerted the governor on the grand theft stadium.
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, I obsarve dis yung man as removd ur Teslim Balogun stadium and put ontopof his head. pic.twitter.com/4raS9DiXdF
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016
And he’s only just getting started. Check his TL for more.
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