This might be April, but this clearly isn’t a prank.
A start-up, The Order of Yoni, is making beer made from the vagina of a woman, and not just any woman, Czech model Alexandra Brendlova.
Now its not like they are going to just scoop her juices and bottle it with the brew, that’s not how it works. The lactic acid based bacteria from the vagina is collected, purified in the lab, and multiplied.
That bacteria is then added to the other ingredients that make up the beer. So while you might not actually taste or smell vagina in your beer, you are, according to the company, drinking a beer “flavoured with instincts, lure, and grace”.
The product description reads.
‘Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion. Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice… Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer.’
Are they in any way saying women can now be drank? Because this really is just porn in a bottle.
The company intends to sign up more models, and in the long run, produce BDSM flavours like ginger-haired women and all those other specs men hang around pubs to discuss.
There’s a bonus, if you donate 10,000 euros, they make beer for you from your girlfriend’s vagina.
So guys, over to you.[poll id=”24″]