This has nothing to do with people who sleep with their house helps or crush on their mums’ best friends.
This is for the gross things many people do, sometimes subconsciously and especially in public places. We present, the disgusting habits Hall of Fame:
1. Nose Digging
Can we all agree that no matter how far we dig, we’d never find oil?
Step two, smell it.
2. Getting carried away and digging your hand all the way down your butt
There are two registered tactics to doing this. Just take your nose to your armpit like you are actually looking into your breast pocket to fish out your destiny. The second? Just dig your hand beneath your arm, and smell the damn thing.
When next you want to do it, think of the innocent person that will shake your hand.
4. The weird ear cleaning:
5. Chewing Pens
This is what you see
This is what some people see.
That’s not the worst part. Chew the pen. Scratch head with the pen, scratch hand, scratch body, chew pen again. Repeat.
6. Putting hands in pants in public
7. Sniffing boxers before dunking them in the laundry
8. Chewing nails and skin
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