Yep. This is not a joke.
Someone did file a restraining order against the Almighty God.
But that’s not even the worst part. It was filed by someone who, according to the Bible, is one of God’s children.
The plaintiff, David Shoshan, appeared before a Haifa Magistrate Court last Tuesday demanding that God stop interfering in his life.
When he got tired of going to the Israeli police, he came to court to get justice.
A Nigerian Judge would have given this type of reply.
But the presiding Judge, Ahsan Canaan simple threw out the case. Because life can be spent doing less absurd things.
As to whether or not God showed up in court to defend Himself, that is up for debate.
On one angle, he wasn’t there in person. On the other angle, since God is believed to be Omnipresent, was He actually there throughout the court session? And was he there to defend Himself or was He there as Judge? If He was there at Judge, does that mean the presiding Judge was just wasting his time there?
Questions, questions, questions.