#NigerianHorrorStory: What’s the worst thing that could happen to you at the bus stop?

Yawa dey

You know those days when everything seems to be going right for you? When you manage to reach the bus stop and nobody stains your crisp shirt.

Jidenna

 

While you’re there chilling, you see one really nice person and both of you start a conversation.

Simi love dont care

 

A bus comes and both of you enter. You are even headed for the same place. Must be a sign from the universe. Must be potential bae.

Dammy Krane Prayer

 

Then you want to enter Danfo and the conductor looks like this.

Angry black man

 

But you don’t care, because you’re with a pinging baby girl. You enter the bus fast so you can sit beside her, at the back of the bus. Everything is going as planned.

Then the conductor says, “Money for front”. You check for your wallet, but its not there.

sweating

“Oga, wey your money?” He’s hovering over you now.

Sweating man

 

You want to give him excuse but he’s already looking into your soul like.

black man

 

You want to tell him that you had money in your wallet before someone pick-pocketed you at the bus stop. You want to tell him that this your starched shirt is not just packaging, that you actually have money, not like you’re rich, but you can pay transport. But in your head, this is his response.

Crazeclown slap

 

And again.

Deliverance slap

 

So you just maintain. Everybody in the bus is looking at you like.

Staring-GIF

 

And someone beside you stretches out money to pay. “For two,” she says. It is the girl from the bus stop.

Clapping crying

 

You want to thank her but your mouth just keeps hanging like bad signal.

Will smith pursuit of happiness

 

She just smiles at you and comes down at the next bus stop. And you know for the rest of your life, she’s going to remember you as that guy she helped inside bus.

crying i rain

 

What is your worst bus stop story?

 

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