You see that man on TV with stainless agbada or that woman with her flawless makeup, there’s one thing you didn’t know about them or probably forgot; they fart too, just like you. And their farts stink, just like yours.
A cool American journo, Alec MacDonald decided to follow the butts of his country’s presidential candidates with sophisticated equipment.
We did the same too. Only this time, we are raising agbadas to study what Nigerian Politicians’ farts are made up of. When we, along with concerned Nigerians sniffed their bums we found these;
1. Olisa Metuh
We hope that special delivery came through.
2. Rochas Okorocha
3. Sambo Dasuki
Ho! Ho! Ho!
4. Muhammadu Buhari
The gods sent our ancestors for a change. But we are not angry.
5. Olusegun Obasanjo
6. Diezani Alison-Madueke
Get well soon ma’am. Your country misses you.
7. Lai Mohammed
8. Rotimi Amaechi
9. Babatunde Fashola
10. Akinwunmi Ambode
11. Dele Momodu
12. Nyesom Wike
13. Stella Oduah
14. Bukola Saraki
15. Ben Murray-Bruce
Because in the immortal words of this guy,
https://twitter.com/Adebanjiexploit/status/664449524002353152
16. Ayo Fayose
17. Femi Fani-Kayode
18. Buruji Kashamu
19. Dino Melaye
20. Bola Tinubu
21. Goodluck Jonathan
You see what we did there?
So my fellow Nigerians, since they can fart in public, swallow your shame, let your stomach do the work, then drop it like its hot, because, #PoliticiansFartToo.
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