21 Nigerian politicians and what their farts smell like

You see that man on TV with stainless agbada or that woman with her flawless makeup, there’s one thing you didn’t know about them or probably forgot; they fart too, just like you. And their farts stink, just like yours.

A cool American journo, Alec MacDonald decided to follow the butts of his country’s presidential candidates with sophisticated equipment.

We did the same too. Only this time, we are raising agbadas to study what Nigerian Politicians’ farts are made up of. When we, along with concerned Nigerians sniffed their bums we found these;

1. Olisa Metuh
olisa metuh

We hope that special delivery came through.

2. Rochas Okorocha
rochas okorocha

3. Sambo Dasuki
dasuki

Ho! Ho! Ho!

4. Muhammadu Buhari
BUHARI

The gods sent our ancestors for a change. But we are not angry.

5. Olusegun Obasanjo
obasanjo

6. Diezani Alison-Madueke
alison

Get well soon ma’am. Your country misses you.

7. Lai Mohammed
lai mohamed

8. Rotimi Amaechi
rotimi

9. Babatunde Fashola
fashola

10. Akinwunmi Ambode
ambode

11. Dele Momodu
dele momodu

12. Nyesom Wike
wike

13. Stella Oduah
stella

14. Bukola Saraki
saraki

15. Ben Murray-Bruce
ben murray bruce

Because in the immortal words of this guy,

https://twitter.com/Adebanjiexploit/status/664449524002353152

16. Ayo Fayose
fayose

17. Femi Fani-Kayode
femi fani

18. Buruji Kashamu

KASHAMU19. Dino Melaye
dino melaiye

20. Bola Tinubu

tinubu
21. Goodluck Jonathan

jonathan

You see what we did there?

So my fellow Nigerians, since they can fart in public, swallow your shame, let your stomach do the work, then drop it like its hot, because, #PoliticiansFartToo.

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Ade

When God was sharing chill, I was at the back of the line trying to start a fire.

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