You see that man on TV with stainless agbada or that woman with her flawless makeup, there’s one thing you didn’t know about them or probably forgot; they fart too, just like you. And their farts stink, just like yours.
A cool American journo, Alec MacDonald decided to follow the butts of his country’s presidential candidates with sophisticated equipment.
We did the same too. Only this time, we are raising agbadas to study what Nigerian Politicians’ farts are made up of. When we, along with concerned Nigerians sniffed their bums we found these;
We hope that special delivery came through.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
The gods sent our ancestors for a change. But we are not angry.
Get well soon ma’am. Your country misses you.
Because in the immortal words of this guy,
18. Buruji Kashamu
20. Bola Tinubu
You see what we did there?
So my fellow Nigerians, since they can fart in public, swallow your shame, let your stomach do the work, then drop it like its hot, because, #PoliticiansFartToo.