One of the biggest struggles in this life for many young people is the relationship status things.
But someone on Twitter decided to start a thread to ‘help out’:
So if u are single(and tired) tweet me a selfie(s) with a little writeup of what u have to offer/what u want. Let's get this party started😊
— Pepper Potts (@Vaness_ah) May 3, 2016
And the responses were outright hilarious.
There was the flawless one who wasn’t as flawless as you’d think.
@Vaness_ah pls epp. I want abroad suitor bcos no fuel and tomato is cost. I look like this when I off waist trainer pic.twitter.com/qZjpZOyoEp
— Iya Ibeji Gbogbolowo (@FlawlessMilo) May 4, 2016
And the ones already on their knees.
@Vaness_ah see, I might be young but I'm ready. It's beg I'm begging, I don't do igberaga,ham kul&gr8. pic.twitter.com/nozVXqFKhw
— uncle (t)obi. (@TheGreyHunter) May 3, 2016
This one was dropping expo.
@Vaness_ah i am upcoming rich, 6'6, slim and light skinned and just trap me if you can prepare ofe oha .. lol pic.twitter.com/EwQXmp1Cia
— ⚡ Anyi Nine AKA Nnewi Anny Robert (@ChidiZeus) May 3, 2016
Pure, unadulterated happiness.
And this one is saying there will be no debts.
6ft when I tiptoe.
Broke but I'm not owing anybody N45m
I can make you laugh till you wet yourself😉 pic.twitter.com/tQlRFZUWBD
— The Alawada of Awada (@TheSagachristos) May 3, 2016
Just. Have. Breast.
Proceed with caution.
Bow down ladies.
Dark prince & Igbo angel.
Looking for dope booty and egusi.
Will paint you everyday. pic.twitter.com/Qq6akUuwID
— 𝔇𝔲𝔨𝔰 (@sirduksalot) May 4, 2016
@Vaness_ah see I can cook.
Im a business woman.
I can look Yoruba/igbo.
I'll stress you small.
Epp 😔😔😔 pic.twitter.com/MMGR0GCpDV
— ego oyibo. (@rubylaren) May 3, 2016
Start saving for bride price guys.
@Vaness_ah Apparently, I look like Rihanna & I broke the internet before Kim pic.twitter.com/lv1ZF5sRfg
— Custard Darling ❤️ (@HausOfZara) May 3, 2016
If it is marine spirit you want, come and collect.
@Vaness_ah I'm a nice, soft bodied water spirit. Epp me please. 😭 pic.twitter.com/3pigYb6LKf
— Gone for a bit🧜🏽♀️ (@Jadesolapearl) May 3, 2016
Yes, yes. One woman can still be polygamy.
@Vaness_ah Model, Lawyer, and my Egusi/Stew game is strong 😊God bless pic.twitter.com/ddvqKokvc5
— Rekia Odutola (@theurbanegirl) May 3, 2016
Meet a man with a plan.
@Vaness_ah Gentleman per excellence. Won't stress you and we can legally sell your father's properties. pic.twitter.com/sQpYrnlB7h
— Lagos TroubleMaker (@Agbejoro_) May 3, 2016
This life is mysterious.
@Vaness_ah I'm photogenic
I have girlfriend.
I have sugar daddy too 😴
remain boyfriend. pic.twitter.com/PRxQwn2aZV
— 🥶 (@KanemKollective) May 3, 2016
Get ready for the trip of your life.
And meet the woman with the perfect plan to send you back to your village.
Are you ready?