If Beyonce, Chris Brown and Rihanna were African, they’d look like these 10 photos

We are not sure who gave the order. Although we have a suspect

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What we do know is that someone from Ghana is running the operation.

This is how he’s doing it; he’s snatching them and giving them African identities.

Here are some people already in the program.

Mazi ‘Odinaka’ Rosey

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And we found him a Nigerian father in Nollywood, actor Emeka Ani

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There’s also Nicki ‘Maame Akua Amponsah’

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And then there’s Meagan ‘Omotola’ Good

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And Chief Shawn ‘Ugonna’ Jay Z Carter

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What we found disturbing is this

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At least now we know what Bey was verifying,

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It also makes sense that Beyonce ‘Lankenua’ Carter got shipped to the other end of the Continent. Could it be a sign?

 

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Look! She’s distant relatives with Robyn Rihanna ‘Amahle’ Fenty
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As long as Chris ‘Kofi Sarpong’ Brown is nowhere close, there should be world peace

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Interestingly, they say Drake is Nigerian. Explains a lot

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And Diddy is the nosy neighbour next door

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Someone claimed responsibility; one Dennis Owusu-Ansah. To find more of his operations, check his instagram @dennis_ow

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The Fu'ad

That go-to guy for different sturvs. Books and the Internet have taken him to Mars. He still loves his Garri with very cold water. Yeah, Content and Copy rock.

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