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There’s an interesting account on Instagram, Break or Make up, where people go to share their relationship stories —from the tragic to the downright hilarious.
We don’t know exactly how to feel about the latest overshare but here it goes.
“My name is Tom and I just engaged my girlfriend, but I noticed something, as soon as I put that ring on her finger , her attitude towards me changed.
Normally she does not make a sound when we make love, even if I pound her hard or spank her, she is always so stiff, most times I beg her to moan for me and she will says she is not the moaning type.
I decided to overlook it and accepted it as part of her. When I go down on her, you will see her holding the pillow, dragging the bed sheets but she will never make a sound, you could see that she is bottling it up inside. I will beg her to just even fake it for me, she says no that only sluts moan.
But immediately I engaged her, this girl started embarrassing me with noise, she will scream the whole house down, screaming for nothing, even when I have not started making love to her she will scream and ask for water.
Sometimes I will just be kissing her and she is shouting annoyingly, that everyone could hear her not even in a romantic way (Tom, Tom Tom , easy please easy Tom, you will kill me Tom, You will injure me Tom. Oya go deep Tom, Tom stop it, Tom faster, Tom Tom) and it just gets my erection so weak .
I’m getting really pissed and confused .
Please is she faking? And why will she start now cause of a ring? Was her quietness a way to make me propose?”
We asked a few people who seem to have some experience with these knacking sturvs.
Catherine: The tap was closed before, but now the ring has opened it. Praise the Lord.
Lex: I think the problem is much deeper and perhaps her upbringing played a role. Maybe she somehow believes that moaning with her boyfriend is shameful (which might explain why she thinks it is a slutty thing). But the ring in her finger meant one thing to her —he’s hers. And she’d moan from the top of a mountain to get everyone to know.
Wale: She’s probably trying to impress him with it since he was the one asking before. Period.
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