Ever considered putting a pearl in your penis? For Cuban men, it’s nothing

Cuban men have a konji problem. Just like other men everywhere else in the world.

They want to knack, only now, they want the woman to feel the knacks to the max.

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Nope, it has nothing to do with the cigars. It is just an unending pursuit for knacks. You can walk into a bar and people will just be sitting at the bar, talking, drinking beer,and watching porn from the bar TV as if it is Africa Magic. And porn is not even legal.

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So to show they are not even playing, there’s a thing called the ‘Pearl’.

It gets interesting from here.

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This is how its done, you make a small incision on the penis, and inside a small, very round ball, mostly plastic. Then it is stitched, and when it heals, voila! You have a pearl sitting in your dick.

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Now, you’re probably asking yourself, why would a man want to do this to himself?

Excellent question

You see, the ultimate goal of this painful process is one thing; the clitoris. It is a multitasking enhancement nature forgot to add in men. While the man is doing the work, the pearl will act as his wandering finger.


“For it to really stimulate the clitoris, the pearl should be placed at the very base of the penis, which never happens.” That’s what Dr. Almudena López, a sex therapist at Móstoles University Hospital says.

But to be honest, Cuban men don’t give a damn. As long as the girls go crazy when they see the pearl, and they do.

No matter how badass this might sound, it isn’t even up to par with Chinese traders centuries ago, who, according to Vice, implant what they call “Burmese  Bells” into their dicks. It gives that rattling sound when the party is happening.tambourine-man-o


But Nigerian men?


Clearly, Nigerian men will be just fine with the Burantashi and OpaEyin.

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