Netflix used to be just an internet streaming media platform for movies and TV shows, until someone added the two words, ‘and chill’ in 2015. And then there was no chill any more.
Netflix And chill in simple terms is when you invite a person to your house innocently enough to watch Netflix but you have every intention of playing mummy and daddy.
But Naija no dey carry last. Even before Netflix and chill became a thing, Nigerians already found (not so) subtle ways to demand for sex.
Like:
Is there light in your house? I want to come and charge
My parents have gone out
And even if there’s no car or fuel for movement
Or when you need to be sure the coast is clear
Is your junior brother at home?
Can I come and collect movies on your laptop?
When she says, “You’d nor even used to visit somebody”
When you’re a bachelor and she wants to come and eat Christmas Jollof in your house
Today is the last day of my period
I have weed, what are you doing?
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