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13 weird things you do when you have a Twitter crush

Muzzbe true love.

12 ways Nigerian parents can force you to join bad gang.

Is it fair?

10 women on the things they would tell their 15-year-old selves if they could

Boys are stupid

5 branding lessons you should learn from Flora Shaw

Flora’s been there, done that

#PopcornAndPepper: The trailer for Uche Aguh’s ‘Sambisa’ just dropped, and we’re already over it

If you won’t represent us properly, don’t bother at all.

We may have discovered the secret to the Nigerian love for Jollof Rice

Long Live Jollof Rice

12 guys tell us the kind of criminals they would be if they had to choose

Your money or your life?

Job hunting is a struggle, and this post is for everyone who ever experienced it

Please epp me

Short Horror Story: My Ojukokoro almost put me in trouble at one Britico dinner

Pay? For what?

The PartyJollof Podcast, Ep. 4: The great kitchen debate (Daddy G.O cover)

You say I do, but do you say I cook?

Nigeria’s first Olympic medalist is living blind in Austria

The labour of our heroes past

Who is watching all the porn in our God-fearing country? We discuss

Spiritual konji

The PartyJollof Podcast, Ep. 3: All The Kinds Of brokeness you’ll find among young Nigerians

This suffering is too mush

Linda Ikeji is Spiderman’s evil twin sister, and here’s all the proof

Stop, Linda.

Have you ever had an ‘I done die’ moment? Then you’d surely recognise these 16 photos

Is this how it ends?

15 photos you can totally relate with if you are on that salary life

End of the month tinz

I went Vegan for one week in Lagos, and this is how it went down

Not a joking sturv.

The PartyJollof Podcast Ep. 2: Weed, Cocaine and Other High Notes

Listen and Share!

#PopcornAndPepper: I saw ‘The CEO’ movie last night, and this is my spoiler-free review

Its Kunle Afolayan again

17 things that could go wrong when Pokemon Go officially reaches Nigeria

Gotta catch ’em all!

If you’re going to date an Oyinbo person, get ready for these 13 struggles

So you mean you can’t prostrate?

Follow this step-by-step guide to starting a mass protest. You might be needing it

A luta continua

16 photos that describe everything that could go wrong in computer village

Shine your eye

Arrogance, immigrants and other things Lagos has in common with America

Drop your shoulders.

Ajebutter22 and Falz’s ‘Bad Gang’ is meme heaven, and these are our best 8

All of you have join gang

Forget Ajo and EFCC, this is how to save your ₦1 billion for the rainy day

Launder the Cheddah

93 Days: The trailer for the Nigerian Ebola story is finally here, and it’s an absolute beauty

Worth your money.

How to live an iconic life and die a literary legend like Elechi Amadi

A sun has set

Bad sex, Lucifers…14 women tell us the brutally honest reason their last relationship ended

Not today, Satan.

#NigerianHorrorStory: That time small change put you in deep shit

No good, horrible very bad day

”He cums too quickly…” and other nasty divorce stories we heard this month

When “I do” becomes ”I don’t”

16 first semester struggles everyone will immediately recognise

Sweet smell of freedom

10 things Nigerian politicians just don’t understand about the UK’s EU referendum

We will not take it

#Brexit: All our reactions to the UK leaving the European Union

Bye to the Pound

This Week in Petty Goals: From Aisha Bubu to Ben Murray-Bruce, there is no chill left anymore

It’s the Petty Olympics

Beasts Of No Nation’s Abraham Attah is going to be in the next Spiderman movie

From Accra to Brooklyn

15 things we all heard our dads say while growing up

Daddy dearest

All the struggles Muslims go through on a Ramadan day

Hunger dey

The common man’s guide to the new forex policy, as explained by a local butcher

Let it float

All the awkward moments a guy could have when he visits his in-laws for the first time

Meet the parents

We hear that Kanayo O. Kanayo is training young Nigerians on how to ‘make money’

The jokes just write themselves

Get ready, another Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie story is coming to the big screen

Fingers crossed

We tried to make sense of this Wizkid photo, we really did. This is all we could think of

Expensive shit

15 heartbreaks you will recognise from your Nigerian childhood

Why me? Why?

13 brutally honest reasons your life is presently boring as fuck

This piece comes with no chill