When you can’t take bae on romantic date because your account balance is looking at you like.
When people start to invite you for singles summit at Redeem when you have been single for 2 minutes.
When you are nearing 30 and haven’t found bae and everyone around you starts telling you to manage the next one that comes like that.
When people start asking 24 hours after you get new bae if wedding bells are ringing.
When you’ve been managing your bae, and a random babe sends you that ‘I come to you as a woman’ text.
When you finally find out that bae has two more baes that are not you
When you get on twitter and see all the requirements people are giving for dating.
When everyone from your Uncle in Ibadan to your gateman thinks they can chook mouth in your relationship.