Today is the last day of November, and Christmas is in just a couple of weeks. If you are home for Christmas, you’ll be sure to encounter these 8 family members, so brace yourselves.
The Aunty that is ready to marry you off.
The one that just wants you to sha do and marry.
The Uncle that has asked you to send your CV every year for the past 5 years, but you are still unemployed.
The Aunty that wants to take over the role of your parents, even though they are still alive.
Your younger cousin that thinks you people are now mates because they got job in Oando.
(If you are lucky) the Uncle that always dashes you money you’ll use to feed for one month to buy ‘biscuit’.
Your lit squad of cousins that will help you finish your year’s savings on Christmas turn up.
Your little cousins that have started giving you side eye because they are expecting money for biscuit.
Your amebo aunty that only knows how to ask more questions than Frank Edoho