You have travelled far and wide but finally you have found somebody that has scattered your dada but your story starts to play out like a Nollywood film.
1. When there are so many baby girls in your life but you just spot somebody and you know for sure she is the one.
The universe comes to a halt.
2. You said you will never fall in love but you have already started imagining her as your wife.
Some futuristic shit.
3. When you are trying to shoot shot with her but she ignores you, then you swear never to take her matter seriously again.
There are many fishes in the river.
4. Because everybody knows you as the lion.
Okunrin meta.
5. Then you hear her voice and melt all over again.
Could this be love?
4. You tell yourself to chill on her matter and try to block her out, but then again.
Ello bae, izz no more a joking sturv.
5. You said you will delete her pictures from your phone to minimize your obsession.
I’m in charge.
6. But you back up her pictures in your hard drive, cloud and safe deposit box. Just in case.
Who delete done epp?
7. You start reading relationship tips, personality articles, checking numerology and studying horoscope patterns to help you understand your dream woman.
Just go and join the queue at Synagogue.
8. You turn to a comedian but your jokes aren’t even funny to you.
9. When you said you will never be jealous but then you see another guy making her laugh.
Because in your head, you’ve butchered the guy and flushed the thousand pieces of him inside toilet.
10. When she is being mean to you but you are like.
I have to prove myself.
11. You say you cannot come and stress yourself on her matter but one day she calls you and you’re like.
12. You have a ton of things you want to tell her but as soon as you try to talk, your brain starts hanging.
“I dunno where to start.”
13. When you look down and people ask what’s wrong and you lie that it is headache but deep down it is her matter that is doing you like malaria.
14. And then one day she tells you how she feels.
15. And all your guys are like.
16. But as a hard guy, you are like.
17. What is this life?
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