When your Onigbese friend asks for another loan when he/she hasn’t paid back the last three.
When the ninth aunty at your cousin’s wedding asks ‘So when is your own now?’
When a driver cuts in front of you unexpectedly ( this one should be followed by an Oloriburku for good measure).
When you wake up and see that dollar is still gaining on the naira.
When after graduating with a first class from Engineering someone offers you 15k job
When you worked your NYSC posting to Lagos and you get Jigawa
When your mother calls your name for the tenth time in 5 minutes
When you are using an ATM and an armed robber wants to collect the last 2k in your account
When you are in Awolowo traffic and shit hooks you.
When they reject your visa application at the UK embassy for the twelfth time.
When your parents came for open day in secondary school and teachers started lining up to report you.
When you enter Yaba market and everybody starts dragging you.
When you get home and there is no rice at home.
When your pastor’s sermon enters the sixth hour and you didn’t eat before going to church.
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