14 things Nigerian girls usually say vs what they actually mean

They are two types of women; Nigerian women and other women.

Here are a few things Nigerian girls say vs. what they actually mean.

1. What they say:

I don’t want your girlfriends to break my head.

What they mean:

Are you single?

Shaq meme

2. What they say:

Don’t worry you can be going.

What they mean:

Better beg to stay.Please gif

3. What they say:

What are we now?Will smith shock

What they mean:

Are we giving this a shot or not?

Fat kid with cup

4. What they say:

If you’re not coming again it is fine.

What they mean:

Better cross the seven seas to get here.

Basketmouth laugh meme

5. What they say:

I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

What they mean:

“But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years” 2 Peter 3:8.

Sad Chiwetel

6. What they say:

How is that your girlfriend sef?

What they mean:

You broken up with her or nah?

Kevin-Hart-What-GIF

7. What they say:

When she DMs you saying “That girl you have been retweeting, her tweets make so much sense.”

What they mean:

I see what you’re doing dear. I see you.

sad boy

8. What they say:

It’s not you, it’s me.

drake-face

What they mean:

Yep. This is me not getting any vibes from this relationship.

9. What they say:

When next are you going to see your mum?

What they mean:

Oga when am I going to meet your mum?

Nervous gif

 

10. What they say:

I think we need to take a break.

What they mean:

I think we need to take a break that ends in the afterlife.

Jordan Crying

11. What they say:

It is not like I want it sha, but it costs 50k.

What they mean:

Ogbeni buy it oh jare.

obama spraying money

12. What they say:

So you can’t call to check on someone abi?

What they mean:

I miss you and I need to find out if you miss me too.

Mr bean feeling the boy

13. What they say:

Nah. No problem. Its alright I don’t mind.

What they mean:

If they born you well, try it.

panic gif

14. What they say:

Ehn yeah, you are quite big.

What they mean:

Is this the kini you’ve been making noise about?

Snape

 

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Ade

When God was sharing chill, I was at the back of the line trying to start a fire.

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  1. woo! it very nice and that is what really happening with we Nigerian girl, is what we say and what we actually mean.

    thanks,

    PRICY GRACE
    FORM PROT HARCOURT, RIVERS STATE.

  2. It is very nice and that is what really happening with we Nigerian girl, is what we say and what we actually do. Even every where we go we must ask about are married or i you edged i am search form a privous girlfriend

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