School is a special experience and tonight, students and alumni of the seventh oldest University in Nigeria, the University Of Benin came out swinging.
Here are some of the tweets that gathered a lot of heat:
The Good
#SeizeTheBae, UNIBEN style.
I spotted a cute babe passing during an Aluta in May / Jun 2000. I told Aluta Choirmaster to get her. She's my wife today.😀 #lifeinuniben
— Razaq Obe (@RazaqObe) January 9, 2016
When everyone is a hacker at heart.
Uniben boys can do free browsing cheat, even on a torchlite fone. #LifeInUniben
— LearnHub.Africa (@LearnHub_Africa) January 9, 2016
Because life is just about give and take.
#LifeInUniben – barter on the corridors of Hall 3 blocks:
'Who get bread I get beans!'
'Who get yam I get egg!'
'Who get food I get mouth!'— mogwai. (@TheVunderkind) January 9, 2016
Enter the washing olympics.
https://twitter.com/Mistahsix4/status/685922518419550210
The Hilarious
#LifeInUniben After paying "blocking" money to the lecturer's cousin/boy/agent and result comes out and you get "F" pic.twitter.com/InjuLJjwTy
— isi ọkpụkpụ (@uchedible) January 9, 2016
When there is heavy human traffic.
#LifeInUniben You and your squad coming back from a party and you hear that cult boys are fighting in Ekosodin pic.twitter.com/ojIHCmEHTS
— MordSith (@Ms_Blingberry1) January 9, 2016
When you think you’ve entered University but you actually entered The Matrix.
#lifeinuniben,in 1st yr,in my 1st night at Hall 4,at midnight, one fool started shouting "I wan confess,I am a witch" nna,i started crying
— Tochukwu (@Tokwonna) January 9, 2016
This is not even a joking sturv.
When they tell you the girl you escorted to Ekosodin is the crush of one confra hitman #LifeInUniben pic.twitter.com/opxKxx7KtC
— Santa 'Fe (@HL_Blue) January 9, 2016
Humility is a virtue. Learn it.
I remember walking on Edo street and a guy walked up to me and hit my chest. Then he said "carry your chest down". #LifeInUniben
— Ikeme Saidu (@IkemeSaidu) January 9, 2016
The lessons we learn in hopeless places.
I remember final year, I asked this guy for answer in the hall and he goes "bros this is my third spill, you still have time" #LifeInUniben
— Charles Isidi. (@TheCharlesIsidi) January 9, 2016
When all that glitters is not gold.
Ur face after sleeping all through at night class and ur roommate are saying JACKOPHITE,JACKOMETER #LifeInUniben pic.twitter.com/eCaZaXLAvV
— XYZ Area Lt.⚪️ (@IamRazDEE) January 9, 2016
When you are nothing but indomie in the sight of hungry boys.
When you are the only Chick at Engineering's Burn-fire #LifeInUniben pic.twitter.com/C0YYyNqqRT
— Emokpare Abraham (@emokpare) January 9, 2016
The Tragic
When few bad decisions cost you everything.
https://twitter.com/asemota/status/685860001357889538
In the spirit of this mood.. A minute silence to those who dint make it out alive 🙏🏼🙏🏼 we all had that one person #LifeInUniben
— (Osiris).. (@timikuti) January 9, 2016
Comments
“I remember walking on Edo street and a guy walked up to me and hit my chest. Then he said “carry your chest down”. #LifeInUniben”
That’s my fave ?????? #IrepUniben