14 hilarious thoughts that go through a man’s mind on his wedding day

1. “Wait, am I really getting married?”




2. “Why is she so beautiful? God.”

Kanye mindblown

Muzzbe angel in heaven.


3. Don’t screw this up. Don’t screw this up. Don’t screw this up.


Just this one. Please.

4. Wondering if a girl whose heart you might have broken is somewhere in the crowd.


“If anyone here can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together, let him speak…” Oluwa cut them downnnnn!


5. Then your man whispers in your ear “She no show.”

Shaking hands style

Correct guy.


6. “Why is my tummy rumbling?”

Frank Donga

I thought we were way past this butterfly stage.


7. “If I fart will everyone hear?”

Nervous gif

*Waits till music is playing, drops it silently*

8. “You’re a hard guy. Don’t cry. Don’t cry.”

Sad Chiwetel

I won’t cry. Amoshine today.


9. Then your groom’s man grabs your shoulder, and says “You did it”.

groom cry




10. “Nah mehn! Who hard guy done epp?”

Crying groom


Amocry, amocry. Sniff. Amocry, amocry.


11. “We’re going to be having sex any time we like.”

Shaq wiggle gif

Nobody is dooming us to hell fire for knacks anymore.


12. “Nah mehn, no serious dancing. Just stepping. Man needs the strength for knacks.”

Buhari Dance

Side step. One-two. Rest. Side-step. Rest.

13. “Can they hurry up please?”

Kanye smile laugh


You people should be fast please. We have a plane to catch.



Caleon dance


And I’m heeerrrs.




When God was sharing chill, I was at the back of the line trying to start a fire.

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