1. What are we using to wash your degree now?
With which money please?
2. So what next after school now?
Allow me serve first na.
3. You know you’re no longer a child right?
Somebody cannor live baby boy and baby girl life in peace again?
4. Do you even still remember what you learned in Uni?
Which one? Are we talking school theories and real life practicals?
5. Are you going to find a job with that course that you studied?
Yes, student of Philosophy get paid jobs where they don’t have to teach…right?
6. You already know what you want to do with your life right?
Do we even know who we are? Think about it.
7. You know you have to start applying for jobs before NYSC starts abi?
But…? Okay.
8. Hope you know there are no jobs?
Is that how you used to tension people?
9. Have you ever considered entrepreneurship?
Yep. Major key.
10. So you have money you’ve been saving right?
Saving from what exactly please?
11. All your mates that are getting jobs, do they have two heads?
Cold.
12. When are you starting your Masters?
Is there any Master’s degree where I don’t get to study anymore?
13. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
“I dunno, I just want to be shiaman.” – Falz
14. When will you marry?
Is that how you used to do?
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