Growing up with parents older than all your friends’ parents is a completely different experience and these photos explain why:
1. You have to realise you are most probably an accident child.
“Your mummy forgot to buy condom”.
2. “You’re pressing phone too much” is your last name.
Chibu you’re pressing your phone too much.
3. Your friends grew up on hip hop, you grew up on Juju and Fuji music.
Because, Jidenna.
4. They always go “continue playing with that thing” when they see you with the computer.
Mummy I’m actually working.
5. Or they ask you to add them on Wazzup.
“It’s not Wazzup, its Wetin dey.” “What did you say?” “I said it’s Whatsapp sir.”
6. Your parents were always the oldest at the PTA meetings.
“In those days…”
7. You never got beat because they already used up all their energy beating your elder ones.
Can’t complain.
8. When your friends see you with your siblings and go, “Wow!, your uncles are so nice.”
Are you people alright?
9. And your eldest sibling’s first child is your age mate.
We might be the same age but I’m not your mate.
10. How your friends dress to events.
Swag.
11. How your you dress to events.
Vin… wait a minute.
12. Your house always smells funny.
This house smells like old age.
13. But you still love them, even if it is mostly because you can get away with just about anything.
Because, who else but them?
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