1. When you’ve been promising to go the gym ”tomorrow” since last year.
Tomorrow never dies.
2. When you finally go to the gym and all your favourite equipment have been taken.
The gym doesn’t want me.
3. And then you realise you forgot your headphones.
So much negative energy.
4. When you go to the lifting area and everybody there looks like The Hulk.
Is this the muscle Olympics?
5. When your body is very sore but you still love it.
No pain. No gain.
6. When you first start noticing the gains.
May the market forever be in my favour.
7. When your crush steps into the gym.
Baby girl can you see me stunting?
8. When someone keeps interrupting your routine with ‘better’ advice.
Is it your fit?
9. What a staircase normally looks like.
10. What it looks like after leg day.
11. How your mind feels after a thorough session.
Made of more.
12. How your body feels.
Somebody epp me.