1. Discounts.
You get discounts when you visit the cinemas.
In real life, when you ask for a discount, the cashier is like,
2. Long holidays
In University, you get a few months off school for holidays.
In real life, you go for thanksgiving over a 20-working-days leave.
Or even worse, everyday is a holiday because you’re unemployed.
3. Partying on weekdays.
In Uni, you can party on weekdays either because the next day is lecture-free, you don’t have morning lectures or you just don’t care.
In real life, party on a weekday, arrive at the office hungover, and the office is going to throw you another party. A send-forth party.
4. Not showing up.
In school, you choose not to show up, just because there’s no attendance.
But in real life, you tell your boss, “Sorry I didn’t show up because I…”
5. Making mistakes.
In Uni, you make mistakes and worst case, you take the course again.
But in real life, in this harsh economy,
And you’ll just be there like.
Thank you for the time sir.
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