Its not that serious, so don’t call the police.
I’d be a serial killer because I’m fascinated by the human anatomy. – Mareeza
Assassin, because you don’t even have to know why you’re killing them. – Sanna
Jewelry thief. Because diamonds innit? – Aisha
I’d probably be the bad guy/girl that kills the even worse ones. You know what I mean? I’d stop the bad guys in a bad way which will make me a good guy. I’d still be a criminal for good reasons. – Tasneem
Cyber crime. Hacking. Cyber terrorism or activism (depending on whose side you’re on). I’d leak secrets and better soceity by leaking government secrets and shit. – Zee
I’d probably be a white collar criminal. Because I’m scared to get my hands dirty or kill people. So I’d rather do it indirectly. Master the art of extortion, exploitation. It’s just easier to be silently ruthless and cunning. – Nana
An armed robber, or better still an assassin. I like the fierceness. If I can kill 10 baby rats, why can’t I kill a human being? – Chidinma
I’ll be a highly paid prostitute, or a thief, or a counterfeiter. It has to be money related sha. – Tracy
Internet thief. Plenty money without having to physically hurt anyone. – Bolaji
A food thief. For obvious reasons. – Tare
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