10 things you’ve heard your lecturer say if you attended a Nigerian University

1. “A is for God.”

Oga AT The Top A

Because I failed in school, I shall not let you pass.


2. “You think it’s me you’re doing?”

Kanye doing yourself

Just continue.

3. “It is not compulsory to buy the handout.”

Odunlade buy it

You shall be back here next year.

4. See you next year, since you want to be useless with your life.

bye felicia

And buy the handout again.

5. Attendance is not compulsory.


Because education is a democracy.

6. But at the entrance of the exam hall, “If you don’t have 70% attendance, don’t bother writing this exam.”

Stanley Hudson

You think you have sense abi?

7. If you fail this test, I can’t epp you.


A word they say is enough for the wise.

8. That time you tried to explain to them that you missed the test because…

Odunlade sorry2

9. Last year, only 4 people passed this course.

counting fingers

No, failure doesn’t mean I’m a horrible teacher. It means you’re horrible students.

10. Your area of concentration starts at the acknowledgments section and ends at the back of the textbook. That’s all.

Obama out

See you at the exam hall.




When God was sharing chill, I was at the back of the line trying to start a fire.

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