#NigerianHorrorStory: That time shit was about to go down in the danfo

It's not beans

You’re leaving the house early in the morning, feeling all sharp and fresh.

Jidenna

 

You leave your house and head for the bus stop because you know that today, you’re going to slay. The bus arrives just in time and you don’t even have to struggle for seat. Lady Luck is smiling at you.

Wizkid Danfo

 

You’ve gone far enough and your bus enters traffic. But you don’t complain, because you have a good seat in the bus and you have internet so all is well.

Eddie murphy gif

 

Then right in the deep of the traffic, you hear thunder rumble. Wow, looks like rain might finally fall afterall. Then you look out the window, and realise that there is no thunder, only clear skies. The rumbling you heard was from your stomach.

sad boy

 

Something funny starts to smell in the bus and you know deep down that it is your fart.

sweating

 

Serious shit is catching and you know what you have to blame for this; the watery beans you ate the night before. Because really, this life is just a pot of beans.

gaze gif

Good for you that you dressed well because all the passengers are looking at that one guy who didn’t dress well, and they somehow conclude that someone else did it, not you.

Pray

 

But your cover might blow any time, because the shit is not slowing down and the traffic is not getting faster. Someone besides you asks if everything is okay, but you say you’re fine, but you have a small fever. No dear, you didn’t tell the person shit is catching you.

Sweating man

 

You want to shout to the driver to be faster but you know that if you shout too much, you will shit in your pants.

Will Smith holding in fart

 

And suddenly, the road becomes free and you don’t know whether to laugh because you’ll soon find somewhere to shit, or be crying because you know you won’t make it to your destination.

laugh cry

 

Then you remember that there’s a bank at the next bus stop. Opportunity.

Red Eye kid next bus stop

 

And you get out and start running to the banking hall. When you get there and the security asks you why you’re in such a hurry, you say you’re there to deposit all your money into the bank quickly.

Uzo fake smile

And immediately you enter the banking hall, you realise that the poop is almost here, and if you move too carelessly, it is going to drop, right there, in the banking hall.

Nervous gif

 

So you start walking to the toilet gently, gently.

Falz sneak

 

When you finally make it to the toilet, and land on the seat,…

Explosion big

 

Meanwhile, inside the banking hall, everybody is like, ”why is the building shaking?”

Fear

 

But you just step out of the toilet, and look at all the people staring at you now like.

Nene leakes hi haters

 

And you go on and live your life, happily ever after.

rihanna-walking-gifs-neogaf

All my enemies shame on you!

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