We stumbled on some of Asari Dokubo’s photos and tried to figure what he probably ate at each point in time.
1. You know when you eat at that new restaurant and everyone is asking how the food was?
2. We can’t tell what he ate here but we know it had too much pepper.
3. You go to an expensive restaurant to eat and the food is not sweet.
4. When you eat only dry yam and forget to drink water.
5. Ah. The “Magdonas” effect.
6. When you ate too much beans and you have to hold in the fart everywhere you go.
7. You know when you feel like you need to take off your clothes before eating your Fufu?
8. See Nigeria? It is inside Asari Dokubo’s stomach.
9. When you eat akara and rub the oil on your head because there is no water.
10. What is a food list without that jollof rice smile?
Party Jollof for the pain